愛妻---笑話ㄧ則 『 The Loving Husband...?』 A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. 有一個男人跟 花蓮民宿他一天到晚只會抱怨的妻子來到耶路撒冷渡假。 While they were 個人信貸there, the wife passed away. 在渡假當中，他的妻子突然去世了。 The un ARMANIdertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000,or you can bury her here, 居酒屋 in the Holy Land , for $150." 葬儀社的人跟他說：您可以選擇花$5,000將尊夫人的遺體運回您的國家， 或者花$ 酒店工作150 把她葬在這聖地耶路撒冷。 The man thought about it and told him he would just have hershippedhome. 那人想 票貼了一會兒，就跟葬儀社的人說他要把她運回家鄉 。 The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wifehome,when it w 酒店兼職ould be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" 葬儀社的人不解地問他說： 為何您寧可花$5,000把尊夫人運回家鄉，而不願意將她葬在 酒店打工這美好之地，而且花更少錢呢？ The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here,andthreedays later, he rose from the dead." 那人回答：很久以前，有一個?關鍵字排名H在這裡死了， 埋在這裡，過了三天，他又復活了。 註: 【聖經記述..耶穌死後第三天復活】 He continued: "I just can't take that chance..." 他繼續說著：我就是不想冒這個?房屋出租I... .